“Hard Being Easy” finds our girls learning to use sex as a tool to get what they want. But first, we clear the air a bit after the debacle of “Hannah’s Diary.” Charlie arbitrarily makes Hannah read the infamous diary entry aloud while he and Marnie give one another the stink eye across the kitchen table. Hannah is her usual snarky self, and the scene serves to be unbearably awkward while driving home the point that Hannah is maybe the most uncouth character on television since Michael Scott left The Office. Charlie ultimately takes the handmade coffee table he and Ray constructed in the previous episode and leaves after calling both girls “dicks” (I honestly can’t tell you how much I love when people buck gender stereotypes with their insults. Women should just always be called dicks, and men bitches, as a rule).
The next day finds Marnie and Hannah on good terms once more, eating cereal while Marnie resolves to get Charlie back – because if she felt bad in the relationship, she reasons, she feels even worse now. To execute her plan, she visits Ray at work to get Charlie’s address – she’d never been to his apartment, which I think is telling of their relationship. At the apartment (which, in the words of Marnie, looks like a Target ad, decked out in Charlie’s handmade furniture, which includes an awesome adult bunk bed), the two work out some things, or rather, he weakly rebuffs her advances, asserts that they have nothing keeping them together, then gives in, seemingly because Marnie makes a lot of promises, including one for more blowjobs (ahem, using sex as a tool).
They have awkward, mostly-clothed sex – AGAIN – and it pretty much serves to drive the point home for Marnie: nothing will change this relationship. No amount of anger is going to put passion back into their sex life, is going to make him treat her like anything less than a porcelain doll, a role she can’t seem to play. So mid-coitus, she announces that she wants to break up. I feel for Charlie, for sure, even though they clearly don’t complement one another. And yet, the termination of their relationship is made bittersweet by a flashback scene earlier in the episode, depicting the night they met at Oberlin College in 2007. It’s funny and sweet, as Charlie comforts Marnie post pot brownie binge. Jessa and Hannah are there, and Hannah’s ex-boyfriend Elijah (Andrew Rannells) is back, complimenting Hannah’s makeup as they jam to the Scissor Sisters in a nice callback to episode three. Hannah of course claimed that she never would have guessed he was gay, but it’s pretty damn obvious. This scene is the highlight of the episode and I hope so very much that we have more flashbacks. But now the days of Charnie are seemingly no more, although I hope this isn’t the end of Christopher Abbott’s all-American hipster boy Charlie. Who else can rock a button-down and a cardigan like that?
Meanwhile, Hannah is convinced by Jessa (who is swiftly becoming my favorite character on the show – I so hated her at first, but she’s so quippy, and with a fun attitude. Maybe the things she says are just funnier with her British lilt, I’m not sure) that she is actually flattered by her boss’s hands-on attention. The attention comes with the added bonus of him letting her get away with shit, like coming in 20 minutes late (which is better than six days late, like this review – sorry about that) or being totally inept at breaking down cardboard boxes. The deal with Hannah is that I don’t often understand her motivations. The impetus behind most of her words and actions seems to be that she simply doesn’t understand basic social cues. She has to be told what to think in certain situations. While Hannah seems to think that she’s wise and experienced enough to be writing a memoir, she’s perhaps the most naive character on the show, besides Shoshanna. So I’m really thrown for a loop when she propositions her Santa Claus of a boss. She thinks this is what he wants, with all of his inappropriate touching around the office, and besides, she’s disgusting, he’s disgusting (her words, not mine), why not just go for it? Maybe she is flattered by this and wants to see if she can up those feelings by actually going all the way. Maybe she’s really unhappy at this job, feels inept, and wants to either distinguish herself or go out in a blaze of glory, which she does after he rebuffs her advances. Either way, she’s hoping to accomplish something by propositioning the boss, whether he takes her up on it or not, and she does: she quits.
Next we find her at Adam’s apartment. Now, Hannah has spent the entire episode reassuring everyone that she and Adam have come to a new level in their relationship after last week, when she confronted him and he responded by actually sweeping her off her feet in what seemed like a romantic gesture. She’s been referring to him as her boyfriend and bringing it up whenever she can. But as Jessa says, those types of guys will try anything once, and this proves to be the truth. Adam is completely disinterested when she drops by, and assures her that, “these things have an expiration date,” six months or until someone is unhappy. It stops being fun. Hannah tries to entice him back by revealing that she almost slept with her boss (maybe this is why she did it? To make him jealous?) but, like me, he just seems confused by the admission. He asks her why she did that, and she says, “I don’t know. For the story?” It’s as much of an explanation as we’ll get from Hannah, who somehow manages to be both mysterious and an open book. Later, Adam entices Hannah into one of his sexual fantasies, albeit a one-sided sexual fantasy, “for the story,” and she earns $100 bucks “for cab fare” in the process. Sex as a tool? Ka-ching!
Jessa has been busying herself this episode by going on a date with a past fling. She gets all dolled up, he says they’re not going to sleep together, she affirms, they will not be sleeping together, then they sleep together (if that’s a term you can assign to an act that occurs in the span of 30 seconds up against a window sill). It’s all rather boring, although amusing when she forces the dude out of her apartment, realizes that Shoshanna bore witness to the whole nasty business (she looks even more afraid of sex now, if that were possible. Carrie Bradshaw probably never screwed a vest-wearing hipster in a windowsill), and calls her a nasty perv. But at least, Jessa declares, she has proven that she can not be smote. “I am unsmotable!” she says. Okay, Jessa. Sure thing, hon. I have no idea what you’re talking about, but I will be using the non-word “unsmotable” approximately 87 times in the coming weeks.
This is probably the least amusing episode of Girls so far, but ultimately, it’s a pretty radical one. Both Marnie and Hannah are out of relationships for the first time since the show began. For Hannah this is less of a revelation, but really, who is Marnie outside of Charnie?! I hope she’s a better person than she was in the relationship, because I am pretty sick of her. I vote we see more of Jessa and Shoshanna playing out some Park Slope version of Perfect Strangers. Also more flashbacks. And maybe some non-white characters. But what’s new?








